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Past Performances
Here's whut we've done!

Sadie Hawkins Hallows Eve Hoedown Sunday 30th October - Live 9.30pm
Entry: £4 - Prizes for dressin' as yer worst nightmare!

LCFH Invite, Live at Sadie Hawkins Hallows Eve Hoe-Down, Aces & Eights Saloon Bar, 156-158 Fortress Road, Tufnell Park, London, NW5 2HP

Sunday 30th October 8pm-11pm
Aces & Eights Wild West Saloon Bar
156-158 Fortess Rd, Tufnell Park, London NW5 2HP

A band ram-packed with magic hands, rodeo gimps & desert daredevils,
they will get your feet stompin & your 'nads rompin. Not for the faint hearted.
Full Line-up with Dead Eye Ed Marks and Chris 'The Demon' Peters

Bitchfork write and play platonic lovesongs to sexworkers, country reggae odes to schizophrenic madames
and protest tunes to natural disasters… a walking triumph of lost causes & no-longer living legends.

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell
Frank E & JK-ee with The Demon Peters
Saturday 9th July 2016 - 6.30pm - 9pm

LCFH Invite, Live at New Art Projects, 6a Sheep Lane, London, E8 4QS

New Art Projects, 6a Sheep Lane, London, E8 4QS

Performing at 8pm (open 6.30 - 9pm with boozin')

The closing night of the Scott Hunt and Hollondaise exhibition
We gonna sing tales of family strife and cross-country travellin’ life.

You’ll soon know what it’s like on the undead side of the tracks!

Introducin' The Demon Peters on fretless bass!

Frank E & JK-ee, Lonesome's at Scaledown #119
Friday 17th June 2016 - 7.32pm - 11.55pm (Lonesomes at 9.20pm)

LCFH Invite, Frank E & JK-ee at Scaledown 119, upstairs at the King & Queen, 1 Foley St, London W1W 6DL

this month we have.....
FRANK E. & JKEE from Lonesome Cowboys from Hell

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell at Hive Dalston 9pm
Saturday 19th December 2015 - 7.30pm - 12pm
Hive Dalston, 260-264 Kingsland Road, Hackney E8 4DG

LCFH Invite, Tiger Tails presents at the Alleycat Bar, 4 Denmark Street, London, WC2H 8LP

XX – Experimental Experience and Hive Dalston
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A fundraising for Hive Dalston which has seen so many powerful events, exhibitions and community organising over the past few months and been a model Respace project showing councils how empty buildings can be recycled
to make communities blossom!

As usual we have an epic line up of artists

Tiger Tails, Alleycat Bar round 9pm!
Thursday 26th November - 8pm - 3am
Alleycat Bar - Basement - 4 Denmark Street - London - WC2H 8LP
Entry: £4.99 on the door

LCFH Invite, Tiger Tails presents at the Alleycat Bar, 4 Denmark Street, London, WC2H 8LP

Full Lonesomes at Tiger Tails presents, Alleycat Bar, Denmark Street. Hell it's Soho!

Blue Beech
Lonesomne Cowboya from Hell
Support and DJ's till 3am.

Action Pulpeuse! Lonesome's (well Frank E. & JK-ee) are on at 10pm!
Wednesday 18th November - 8pm - 11pm
The Betsey Trotwood - 55 Farringdon Road - London - EC1R 1BL
Entry: £3 on the door

LCFH Invite, Action Pulpeuse, The Others, 6 Manor Road, Stoke Newington, London, N16 5SA

Action Pulpeuse! at The Betsey Trotwood, Clerkenhell

The radioactive zone where performance, music & live art kiss & make up

Lonesome Cowboys From Hell
Mikey Wienkove (The People Speak)
The Posh Head
Krystian Godlewski
Przymierska Morgan
Gary Horsman aka Prince Gazbo
And More Hell Yeah!

Night of the Living Ape Commie Cowboy Machine Dead!
All Hallow's Eve Saturday 31st October - 7pm to Midnight
The Others - Top floor - 6 Manor Road - Stoke Newington - London - N16 5SA
Entry: Donations (Suggested £5 / £3 concs)
Dress: Blood-Sucking Politico Neo-Liberal Death Cult!

LCFH Invite, Night of the Living Ape Commie Cowboy Machine Dead!, The Others, 6 Manor Road, Stoke Newington, London, N16 5SA

Night of the Living Ape Commie Cowboy Machine Dead!
The Others, 6 Manor Road, Stoke Newington, London, N16 5SA

Compering and Poetry by Steve Micalef
Martin Sexton - ‘Bloodspell (Mexican UFO)’ (1973-2012) - Film (10 mins) + Sculpture - ‘Plumed Serpent’
Vanessa Scully - ‘No. 1 The Starliner’ - Film (10 mins)
Performance Reading by Douglas Park on the theme of sex cinema arson and horrific encounters!

Then get dem bone’s movin’ and shakin’ with 4 BANDS starting at 8.30pm, in reverse order:
VIBE MACHINE - 10.45pm
GRASSY NOEL & APE - 9.15pm

More Terrifying Sounds till Midnight!

Diablo Noir: The Devil's Night!
The Enterprise, 2 Haverstock Hill, Chalk Farm, London, NW3 2BL
Thursday 30th October 7.30pm-11.30pm (we on round 10pm)
£1 before 8.30pm, £3 after

LCFH Invite, Diablo Noir, The Enterprise, 2 Haverstock Hill, Chalk Farm, London, NW3 2BL

Lords of The Hedonist present: Diablo Noir: The Devil's Night!

Unstoppable Achievers
Lonesome Cowboys from Hell
TZN (The Zapruder Nightmare)

with our morbid compere Edgar Allan Poe
our resident (evil) deejay D.J. Neon Noodle and our crazy cat creature Cat Boi

Creep Suzzete, Alleycat Bar, 4 Denmark Street, London, WC2H 8LP
Friday 1st August 8pm-3am

LCFH Invite, Creep Suzette Invite

Tex-Hex-Mex, Stag's Head Pub, 55 Orsman Road, London, N1 5RH
Thursday 31st July 8pm-11pm

LCFH Invite, Tex-Hex-Mex, The Stag's Head,55 Orsman Road, Hoxton, London, N1 5RH

Commie Faggots presents, The Gunners, 205 Blackstock Road, N5 1EN
Saturday 14th June 14 8pm

LCFH Invite, Commie Faggots presents, The Gunners, 205 Blackstock Road, N5 1EN Saturday 14th June 8pm

Ryans Bar, 181 Stoke Newington Church Street, Saturday 25th January 14 8pm

LCFH Invite, Birthday Gig, Ryans Bar, 181 Stoke Newington Church Street, 25th January

Free Birthday Gig at Ryan's Bar
8pm - 11pm
Ryans Bar, 181 Stoke Newington Church Street, London, N16 0UL

Celebrate all birthdays in 2014 especially those born in January
with Jude Cowan Montague and fiends!

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell - 10.30pm

The Windsors - 9.55pm

Jude Cowan Montague's World News Vision
with Mark Braby, Cos Chapman and Matt Armstrong - 9.20pm

Two Rudes (Miss Roberts & Cos Chapman) - 8.40pm

Get there at 8pm and you'll get a birthday card and a FREE sampler CD of all the bands!

Bring cake and a devilish grin!

Live on Optical Zoo Radio Sunday 1st December 2013

LCFH Live on Optical Zoo, Optical Radio 1st December 2013

Another special Optical Zoo show for you as shiny and new as the last
guaranteed to get your feet stomping courtesy of Elle Revel and the Optical Zoo crew.

With special guests LONESOME COWBOYS FROM HELL LIVE!!! At 9.15pm

Wuz live on your 'puter Sunday 1st December 9pm - 11pm listen to it all now y'hear!

The Grosvenor, Stockwell, Thursday 24th October 2013

LCFH Invite, The Grosvenor, 17 Sidney St, Stockwell 24th October 2013

Commie Faggots presents @ The Grosvenor
8pm - 12 midnight - £5 entry / £3 concessions
The Grovesnor, 17 Sidney Road, Stockwell, SW9 0TP

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell - the most lonesome cowboys in all of...hell.
Captain Hotknives - the funniest man in all of Yorkshire.
The Gooseberry Parade - the loveliest band in all of New Cross.
Sarah Bear - the best protest song-writer in all of Peckham.
@Becky Fury - the most hilarious comedy-poet in all of South London.
Simon Barcode - the best poet anywhere with "barcode" in his name, and
Daisy Beau - with the best voice in Camberwell.

It all takes place at The Grosvenor - the best pub in Stockwell, and is presented by
Commie Faggots - the second best homosexual protest cabaret act in Colliers Wood.

HaHa Vs Bombastic: Round 3 Inferno - Sunday 5th May 2013

LCFH Invite, Red Gallery, Shoreditch, 5th May 2013

Red Gallery - 3rd Anniversary Celebrations
Exhibitions, Performances, Singin' n Dancin'
3 Rivington Street

Ship of Fools & Monsters Saturday 20 April 2013

Fools and Monsters - Exploding Cinema, Ms Stubniz, 20 April 2013

£5 entry, from 7.30pm multiple rooms, artist films, bands and performances

We gonna be the 4 pirate zombie bankers of the Apocalypse performing 'round 10pm

MS Stubnitz
Wood Wharf - Canary Wharf
E14 9SB

Facebook Invite with Map!

Exploding Cinema: www.explodingcinema.org
Info on MS Stubnitz: http://ms.stubnitz.com/

Cultural Apacolypse - Saturday 27 October 2012

Cultural Apacolypse, Apiary Studios, 27 October 2012

8:00pm until 4:00am - Lonesome Cowboys from Hell on 10.30pm

Apiary Studios
458 Hackney Road
E2 9EG

Presale tickets £10 on sale now: We Got Tickets buy here as £15 on the door


APIARY presents.... a VERY SCARY opening party to our Samhain de la Petite Mort CULTURAL APACOLYPSE! featuring THE X FACTOR OF THE CHRIST with special guests...

apocalyptic horseplay from LONESOME COWBOYS FROM HELL

a live sound ritual from TIM EXILE

special JG Ballard inspired set from STELLAR OM SOURCE
http://stellaromsource.com - http://soundcloud.com/omsource

pure evil from BAD GUYS

+ Whorecane Katrina + DJ Tricky Treacle + Shintaro Taketani + with Rapturous installations & Visuals & performances from + The Island + Collagism + Batshanf + Tom Pounder + DIY Church gammalambdagamma + more tba.

Supernormal Festival 2012

Supernormal 2012

10th – 12st August 2012

Braziers Park
OX10 6AN

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell are invited by the Dead Pets Society to perform for the embalmed masses of the Disco Tent at 1am on Saturday 11th August, or as some critters call it Sunday morning. With extra special extraterrestrial live projections by Jaime Valtierra. They are undead psycho-cowboys Jim but not as we know it.

Tickets, £65 for Three Days & Camping, Day tickets available, all info:


Headlining: TAPOTOAL (Tools and Principles of Transformation on All Levels)!

Tapotoal Flyer

A night of experimental music performance hosted by Trojan Goat.
Open your Third Ear and Receive.

Wednesday 7th March 2012 - Doors 7.30pm - Music from 8pm

The Victoria
451 Queensbridge Road
E8 3AS

Tickets only £4! (on the door)

Hot Darn! Tony's gawn, and Dave's still here so Satan is still ruling the West, and who better to show him how it's really done than Lonesome Cowboys from Hell, psycho-country-rock with a twisted soul. Frank E. the Lonely Woodsman (Calum F. Kerr), Blind 'Gentleman' Jk-ee (Tim Flitcroft), 'Chief' Proud Purse E. (Mark Percy) and John D. Vile (John Devolle) will show you a stinkin' rotten good time.

WE - WE Challenge the individualism of the Western pop song, WE reveals the latent politics of the love song and transforms chart hits by annihilating their liberal subject and replacing it with a collective consciousness.

POLLYFIBRE - In live performances crudely adapted tools, objects and analogue machines are amplified to create confrontational noise-scapes. Our fetishistic relationship to technology and faith in the concrete are two points of contention in a live set that is as sonically challenging as it is visually seductive.

SWINETHING - Open the door, and listen! only the wind's muffled roar,and the glisten of tears 'round the moon, and in fancy, the tread of vanishing shoon, Out in the night with the Dead!

Supernormal Festival 2011

Supernormal 2011

19th – 21st August 2011

Braziers Park
OX10 6AN

Whut they say

SUPERNORMAL is an intimate event for an exclusive audience of five hundred, allowing the exploration of the site and out-buildings where a whole range of events will take place. Not run for profit, it is organised and curated by a small network of artists and musicians who share the aims and ethos of this truly alternative event, and takes place on an eco-site with fresh running water, eco toilets and hot outdoor showers with a wooded camping area.

Whut we say

Come and yee shall be branded by the mark of the
Lonesome Cowboys from Hell!

An maybe even a pretty little hoss!

Tickets, £65 for Three Days & Camping, Day tickets available, all info:


October 23rd

Cos Chapmans Birthday Party

The Others

October 23rd - The Others - Rude Mechanicals, Anarchistwood, Lonesome Cowboys from Hell

(The Others Website)

With Rude Mechanicals, Anarchistwood, Lonesome Cowboys from Hell. Plus screening of "The Beautiful and the Rare" to start things off, plus short performances, some short films and DJ's through the evening. It will be £5 before 8.30, £7 after. Cos Chapman's Birthday party - don't tell anyone.

October 31st 2010

Halloween in Whitechapel

Halloween in Whitechapel Flyer

If it is not on the right date it's not the real halloween. If it is not in the right location, it is not the real halloween. If it is not the right lineup, it is not the right halloween. If it is not the right venue, it is not the right halloween. But this is on October 31st, in a 500+ capacity venue, the Vaults of of Whitechapel, and brings you the following live acts of abysmal performance:

Rex Nemo and the Psychic Self Defenders

...incomparable music, mad vocalist, excentric guitarist, crazy drummer, insane bassist, and some guest appearances of the worst kind

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell

...psycho-country with a touch of otherworldly old-time, bone-rattling double bass and drums to ukulele/accordion/guitar, with Frank E. as frontman and A.N. Other Musician on fiddle - you've been warned.


Amazing vocalist with dancable sounds that will loosen your bones and shake your soul.

Burlesque acts in between the bands

And upstairs the amazing group show Total Transparency

DJs till the end

At the door, if you don't look scary, forget it. If you do, it's going to cost you £ 6.66. If you can't, you must come before 9pm and can get in for £ 3.33.

June 3rd 2010

Tru Trading

Presented by NO:ID Gallery. An exhibition of works from London Met Fine Art Students. Lonesome Cowboys from Hell will trade the truth about art.

Tru-Trading Flyer

June 3rd 5pm-11pm: Exhibition Party for the Arty. As part of First Thursdays.

Attention: Address is 33-35 Commercial Road, E1 1LG, that's to the right of the regular Gallery space.

Feb 12th 2010

Invisible Monsters

The Lonesome Cowboys from Hell bring the fun back to Valentine's Day!


Don't miss this unique opportunity for an intimate encounter with London's most sexy band. After a period of rehearsing and recording they just have perfected four demo tracks. Using an odd ensemble of instruments, ranging from Jan-E's infamous bucket bass over A.N. Other Musician's fiddle to JK-E's notorious ukulele, the band is as tight as the rope around a hangman's neck. Not to forget Frank-E, always in front ruining everybody else's show, treating a couple of serious issues with unrepeatably lyrics. And finally they've found a guy to bang the drums - aka John D. Vile. Daisy Mae posing in front of the lot like there's no tomorrow. Plus, it's free, so can't be wrong! The Lonesome Cowboys from Hell are happy to announce the release of four new tracks, a shiny new website, and a new t-shirt. Now time for some Cawfee N Beanz. Bleeuurgh!!

The Others, 6-8 Manor Road, London UK

Cowboys playing at about 10pm razor-sharp

Thanks for the invitation: Babes in Horrorland

Feb 26th 2010

Royal College of Art

Frank E. of the Lonesome Cowboys from Hell

Yeah and then we thought art, that's something we've heard of, lika kinda fun ting, and thought us, can do it. Surprise surprise! Coincides with Jan E.'s birthday.

The night is called Search of the Psychometric Lover. With Church of the Computer, Robin Bale, & Marco.

Royal Academy of Art

RCA Student's Union


RCAfe and Bar, Royal College of Art, Jay Mews entrance, Kensington Gore, London SW7 2EU

Wed March 31st 2010

The Easycome

Special honour: London's first acoustic night.

Lonesome Cowboys from Hell Easycome Hank Dogs Bethia Beadman

With Bethia Beadman + Woody Bop Muddy + al. The Old Nun Head, 15 Nunhead Green, SE15 3QQ.

Fri April 16th 2010

NO:ID festival

The Others, Stoke Newington

flyer front flyer back

With Country Dirt, Rude Mechanicals, and Mescaline for Ministers.

The festival extends to Sat 17th with Hungry and the Hunted, The Connectors, Anarchistwood, and Saddam and the Lookalikes.

More info, links to all the bands etc. here.

In between lots of special surprises by The Incredibly Itchy Nipplz, and burlesque acts. Compere by Aunty Luxury.

Brought forward by NO:ID gallery.


Fri April 30st 2010

Luxury Goods Festival

Courtyard Theatre

Come join the Lonesome Cowboys from Hell on Walpurgisnacht..!

Luxury Goods Festival

The Courtyard Theatre
Bowling Green Walk
40 Pitfield Street
N1 6EU

May 20st

Diorama - Montague Arms - Flyer 2010

The Montague Arms, New Cross

289, Queens Rd, New Cross, London, SE15 2PA

With The Dethkats, A Swinging Cat pack, and some evil surf psycho bable inbetween.

Presented by Diorama.


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